sophbun:

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he consumes half his bodyweight in raw meat per day

certifiedwerewolf:

informationsorter:

justalitlecreacher:

The trope where a character overhears something out of context and assumes the worst is usually annoying and bad but I really think it works well in Shrek

We, the audience, know that Fiona is talking about herself but, regardless, she’s calling herself these terrible things because she is an ogre. If Fiona is these things because she is is an ogre what does that make Shrek?

If Fiona says no one could love her because she is an ogre, she is saying that Shrek is also unloveable whether she wants to or not.

Imo the scene is a really good portrayal of how when you talk poorly of yourself or others for having a trait, you’re also talking about every other person who shares that trait; even if you love them or think what you’re saying doesn’t apply to them.

Not going to lie, I saw the word “Shrek” and never expected this to be a deep post.

On the being deep about Shrek website?

grox:

You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

justlookatthosesausages:

seelcudoom:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

the fact he can cross himself and invoke the lord and it only hurts but garlic will kill him outright implies garlic is more powerful then christ

In Italy it is

splicky:

txttletale:

i hate usamericans and their one billion different regional fast food chains that they insist are all vastly different. im sorry i just dont believe you that Chunks and Yakko’s and Slutty Dan’s all provide different experiences and im not in one million years going to rural northeast ohio to check if the Quirko’s Cumdump Meal really has better fries than the Burger Cossack Grease Box. all fucking ham burger the same

Weak Eurocucks aren’t capable of comprehending the depth of burger

junotracks asked:

where did your balls go

straycatj:

I want to know

2001hz:

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Daft Punk for Switch Magazine Photographed By: Chiba Naobumi (2000-2001)

baldguy-fight:

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